MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU: 3 ½ STARS
Not since the Three Stooges has nonsense been this much fun. Over five movies, the frantic, Tic Tac-shaped Minions, the silly sidekicks to former supervillain Gru (voiced by Steve Carell), have brought the most kid friendly anarchy to the screen since Curly said, 鈥淣yuk, nyuk, nyuk,鈥 for the first time.
Their new movie, 鈥淢inions: The Rise of Gru,鈥 now playing in theatres, sets a new standard for silliness.
Set in 1976 San Francisco, the story begins with awkward 12-year-old Gru and his dream.
鈥淭here are a lot of villains in the world,鈥 he says. "But I am going to be a supervillain.鈥
To make his evil wish come true, he interviews to become a member of the world鈥檚 top outlaw team, the Vicious 6. But he is not taken seriously. At all.
鈥淚 am pretty despicable,鈥 Gru says proudly. 鈥淵ou don鈥檛 want to cross me.鈥
鈥淓vil is for adults who steal powerful ancient stones and wreak havoc,鈥 says Belle Bottom (Taraji P. Henson), the newly-appointed head of the Vicious 6, who took over from the former, recently deposed Wild Knuckles (Alan Arkin). 鈥淣ot for tubby little punks who should be at school learning, taking a recess and sucking his thumb! Come back when you鈥檝e done something evil to impress me!鈥
To prove he鈥檚 got what it takes to be a supervillain, Gru steals something near and dear to the peach-pit sized hearts of the Vicious 6, their prized Zodiac Stone. Instead of impressing Belle Bottom, the theft turns her against Gru and his loyal Minions. With the mad, bad and dangerous Vicious 6 on their tail, Gru is kidnapped by Wild Knuckles. 鈥淢y favourite villain is also my kidnapper,鈥 marvels Gru. 鈥淭his is going to be a great opportunity if you don鈥檛 kill me.鈥
Cue the Minion mayhem.
鈥淭he Minions: The Rise of Gru鈥 provides fans of the franchise exactly what they want -- no deep thoughts, just sublime silliness.
If you want to get all film critic-y about this, I suppose you could say the leitmotif is that of sweetly-inspired mayhem that follows the Minions wherever they go. But this isn鈥檛 a movie with layers of subtext or loads of diegetic elements. There is a denouement, a resolution to the story, but why overthink this? It鈥檚 short, fast and stupid with an easily digested message of, as Armistead Maupin always says, finding your logical, not biological family. Or, as Gru says, 鈥淔ind your tribe and never let them go.鈥
More zesty than arty, it鈥檚 made for kids, who I鈥檓 sure will gobble it up while parents sit patiently through the 85-minute runtime.
MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON: 4 STARS
鈥淢arcel the Shell with Shoes On鈥 is part poignant, part absurd and all wonderful.
In the new film, now playing in theatres, the resourceful, one-googly-eyed sea shell with a pink pair of shoes, voiced by Jenny Slate, searches to find community after a family upheaval. Marcel may be a one-inch mollusk, but his experience of loss, grief and joy feels more human and authentic than most films starring, you know, actual humans.
In this shell鈥檚 eye view, we learn that Marcel lives in an Airbnb, once the home of an unhappily married couple, now a stop-over for tourists. When they split, Marcel鈥檚 extended family disappeared, possibly taken accidentally in the couple鈥檚 rush to leave the house and their relationship behind.
Marcel and his grandmother Connie (Isabella Rossellini) remain, finding resourceful and often hilarious ways to survive and thrive in the mostly empty house.
When recently separated filmmaker Dean (Dean Fleischer-Camp, who directs and co-created Marcel with Slate) and his curious dog move in, Marcel finds a friend and collaborator. Dean is taken by Marcel鈥檚 mix of curiosity (Have you ever eaten a raspberry?) and acumen, and begins to document life in the Airbnb in a video he intends to post on YouTube. 鈥淚t's like a movie,鈥 Marcel explains to Connie. "But nobody has any lines and nobody even knows what it is while they're making it.鈥
As the video goes viral, Marcel wonders if this newfound fame can help him track down his family.
鈥淢arcel the Shell with Shoes On鈥 is shot documentary style, with beautiful stop-motion animation to bring Marcel and Connie to life. The star of the show is Slate鈥檚 heartfelt vocal performance, at once childlike and wise. Marcel is a singular character. Adorable, it鈥檚 as if he just wandered over from a Pixar movie, bringing with him personality to spare, but also a level of self-awareness and empathy rarely played out on such a high level in family movies. It may be big screen entertainment about a mollusk, but it feels personal and intimate.
Rossellini brings warmth to Connie, in a performance that feels like a grandmother鈥檚 hug. Comforting and wise, and just a little bit forgetful, she is Marcel鈥檚 anchor and mentor. 鈥淢arcello, let's forget about being afraid,鈥 she says. 鈥淛ust take the adventure.鈥
鈥淢arcel the Shell with Shoes On鈥 takes a silly premise, one that could sit on the shelf next to other talking-creature kids' movies, and elevates it with a sense of humanity and the transformational power of friendship.
This one-inch-tall character punches way above his height.
THE FORGIVEN: 3 STARS
A satire of the privilege enjoyed by the upper classes, 鈥淭he Forgiven,鈥 starring Ralph Fiennes, Jessica Chastain and now playing in theatres, is a morality play almost completely without morality.
Based on the 2012 Lawrence Osborne novel of the same name, 鈥淭he Forgiven鈥 centres around a married couple on the way to a week-long bash in the desert of Morocco. He is the drunken, bigoted Brit David (Ralph Fiennes), she鈥檚 Jo (Jessica Chastain), a bored American with a sharp tongue.
After an afternoon of drinking, they head out into the Saharan darkness for the 鈥渓ong slog of a drive.鈥 Along the way, 鈥渋n the middle of bloody nowhere,鈥 David, feeling the effects of the afternoon wine, hits and kills Driss (Omar Ghazaoui), a young fossil seller who stepped out in front of the car. They load the body into the backseat, and proceed to the party for dinner and more drinks. 鈥淭he kid is a nobody,鈥 David sneers.
The hosts (Matt Smith and Caleb Landry Jones), who brag they throw the best parties in all of West Africa, call the police, who quickly close the case, deeming it an accident. The next morning Driss鈥 father arrives, demanding that David accompany him to the boy鈥檚 burial. 鈥淚t鈥檚 only right and proper that the man responsible for his death should do this,鈥 the father says. 鈥淚t鈥檚 the custom.鈥
David reluctantly agrees. 鈥淲hat does it matter one way or the other,鈥 he says. 鈥淓veryone thinks I鈥檓 guilty.鈥 David鈥檚 humbling journey stands in stark contrast to Jo, who takes advantage of the more hedonistic aspects of life back at the party.
鈥淭he Forgiven鈥 is a story about the collision of the East and West. Director John Michael McDonagh places his wealthy, debauched characters in a place where, because of their money and power, the rules simply don鈥檛 apply to them.
It鈥檚 an intriguing premise, played out in the movie鈥檚 dueling storylines; David and Jo, separated by distance and purpose for most of the film鈥檚 running time. They are on different paths, but both are headed for some sort of comeuppance -- the wage for their sins -- but as the shroud of decadence covers Jo鈥檚 journey, and an existential dread clouds David鈥檚, 鈥淭he Forgiven鈥 stops just short of providing some sort of enlightenment for its characters.
The undertones of exploitation of the poor and violence that are embedded in the story remain, but are left unchallenged. Despite a memorable climax, the ultimate understanding and judgement of the characters and the situation is left to the viewer to untangle.
With such rich material available, the vagueness of 鈥淭he Forgiven鈥 is frustrating, but compelling because of Fiennes, Chastain, Smith, Said Taghmaoui, who brings real warmth to the character of driver Anouar, and Mourad Zaoui as the perceptive house manager and translator, Hamid.
MR. MALCOLM鈥橲 LIST: 3 STARS
The petticoats may be more pronounced and the dialogue right out of Jane Austen, but make no mistake, 鈥淢r. Malcolm鈥檚 List,鈥 a new romance now playing in theatres, is the kind of rom com that kept Drew Barrymore and Kathryn Heigl busy for years. The only thing missing is the traditional rom com run through the airport and into the arms of the beloved, an omission brought on by time period, not for lack of trying.
Based on a best-selling novel of the same name written by Suzanne Allain, the movie begins with a bad date between London鈥檚 most eligible bachelor, Mr. Jeremiah Malcolm (Sope Dirisu) and the eager but dim-witted (鈥淭hinking too deeply causes forehead furrows,鈥 she says) Julia Thistlewaite (Zawe Ashton). She has her hopes set on a marriage proposal, but he seems more inclined to talk politics, a subject she knows little about.
Despite her best efforts, the night ends with them going their separate ways. The next day, to Julia鈥檚 horror, the newspaper carries a caricature of Mr. Malcolm waving her off with a curt, 鈥淣ext!鈥
Turns out, Mr. Malcolm has a list of requirements for his potential new bride. Candidates must be able to converse in a sensible fashion, exude an elegance of mind, have a forgiving nature and genteel relations from good society, among other prerequisites. Julia鈥檚 sin? Not knowing about the newly enacted Corn Laws and fluttering her eyelashes too much.
Julia is horrified by the publicity. 鈥淚 would love for Mr. Malcolm to receive the comeuppance he deserves,鈥 she says. To that end she enlists Selina Dalton (Freida Pinto), a country mouse from out of town, to give her a crash course in high society to seduce Malcolm. When he falls for her charms, Julia will produce a list of her own and he will be 鈥渏udged and found wanting in front of the whole of good society,鈥 just as she was.
You know the rest and if you don鈥檛, you鈥檝e never seen a rom com before. This is a gussied-up Kathryn Heigl-style movie with high-brow accents and the promise of a ripped bodice or two. Mix in jealousy, trickery, a handsome alternate love interest in the form of Captain Henry Ossory (Theo James) and comedic relief from giggly Mrs. Covington, wonderfully played by Broadway star Ashley Park, and you have a diverting, but rather predictable movie.
鈥淢r. Malcolm鈥檚 List鈥 succeeds mostly because an engaging, diverse cast who breathe life and loads of personality into a well-worn genre.
