Island punch?

Madonna and Adriano Giannini in "Swept Away." (2002)

Did Madonna make Guy Ritchie make this movie? Did Ritchie churn out this remake because his wife was the only woman in the world to star in it? Who knows?

For those who adored Wertmuller's 1974 masterpiece and its screen lovers Giancarlo Giannini and Mariangela Melato, Ritchie's ultimate couple for an island romp kicks sand in moviegoers' eyes.  Wertm锟絣ler's sizzling on-screen lovers made viewers forgot their names, their bank account numbers, the date sitting next to them. Ritchie's Madonna/Adriano connection made viewers want to permanently forget the way to their nearest theatre.

What's your choice for worst on-screen couple?